Saturday, September 09, 2006

If Biscuits Played Instruments

Most of us find the homey, comforting associations of a lovely biscuit irresitible. Whether it's a cookie and a cup of tea in the U.K., or the flaky, buttery breakfast of Southerners, biscuits are universally adored. So much so that people might name their band after them.

If the Frisky Biscuit had a house band, there are at least three candidates based on their name alone. For the bluegrass fan, there is The Biscuit Burners. "Fiery Mountain Music", or biscuit gluttons honoring their favorite food? For the jam band junkies, The Disco Biscuits won't harsh your mellow. Meh. How about something a little more hardcore for the punky metal types - the Gorilla Biscuits? Something tells me Lady Buttercup won't approve.

None of these suit The Frisky Biscuit exactly (we're a bit more alternative over here), but the search continues.

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